______ happens

You know what's a bummer? When you have the cutest little baby outfit...

And then this happens:

I've come to the conclusion that the only way to remove baby poop stains is to wash the item of clothing AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  No amount of spraying with Folex, swabbing with Tide, or soaking in a borax-washing-soda-water bath until your next load of laundry will do the trick. If you want to save that onesie, your next load of laundry better be NOW, baby.

I've learned this through trial and error. Mostly error, unfortunately. And I have the romper stains to prove it.