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Enjoy the following from Miss Faith Brigid, aged just-turned-3.

Chillin' like a villain.

Faith: "Look at the moon!"

Me: "Yeah, it's a full moon, isn't it?"

Faith: "I wanna take it."

Me: "What?! You can't take the moon!"

Faith: "P'ease!! I wanna take the moon!"

Me: "You can't, because it's up in the sky."

Faith: (sighing in resignation) "Otaayy."

Faith: (to her hands) "Hands pick a nose?! Stop it, hands!!"

Faith: "All done snack, mommy."

Me: (driving) "Okay, give me the trash."

Faith: "No, it's all gone."

Me: "But where did you put the bag? Did you put it on the floor?"

Faith: "Betause, it's all gone!"

Me: "No, where is it?"

Faith: "Betause, it's all gone!!"

Me: "Did you put it on the floor?"

Faith: "No. Daddy did it."

Me: "Daddy's not even here."

Faith: "Car seat getted the trash? No! Sunglasses getted the trash? No! Wipes getted the trash? No! Water bottle getted the trash? No! It's all gone."

Me: "It's on the floor, isn't it."

Faith: "Um... yeah."