my poor internal organs, haphazardly shoved aside. |
2. Vignettes from a house with two small girls:
Faith: "Mama, can put your cereal bowl in the sink?"
Me (thinking she is making a sweet offer to help): "Sure, baby!"
Faith (after a pause): "So, do it!!"
At 4:30am, I was woken by the following:
Faith: "Josie! JOSIE! Wake up! It's time to get up!"
Josie (sleepily): "Dawa? Uh?"
Me (jumping out of bed and rushing to the girls' room): "Faith! Stop!! It is not morning time!!!"
My thoughts: "WTF WHYYYYY"
3. If you haven't read this yet, do it. It is high-larious. The Presidents of the United States: In Order of Hotness. A few choice (spoiler-free!) quotes:
Here is a man whose appearance would be radically improved with the simple addition of a neck tattoo.
Nothing is sexier than a man giving a speech while covered in blood.
What’s not to love about a corrupt bad boy who plays by his own rules? He’s like the James Dean of presidents!
4. Honest Toddler makes me laugh every time.
5. Did you know you can download Facebook videos (without also downloading scammy-looking freeware)? I just figured this out. It actually works-- this was how I downloaded Faith's birthday video from earlier this week. Here's how you do it:
6. Ugh. The commissary on base has had pretty slim pickings lately, and it appears it'll be awhile before it gets better. DeCA expects several more months before Pacific commissaries return to normal. On Guam, there aren't really any civilian grocery stores in the same way we think of grocery stores in the states-- and the prices are absurd (think $8 for a gallon of milk), so we're kind of in a tight spot.
Shipments of staples are delayed often enough that it's not unusual to find shelves looking like this (photos from this past Monday, courtesy of my friend Katie):
bread selection |
chicken selection |
Thanks a lot, West Coast dockworkers!
7. Aaaaand I don't have a seventh take, so head back over to This Ain't the Lyceum!